Les punitions de Bart 

I WILL NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SOLUTION WHEN I HEAR IT

"BEWITCHED" DOES NOT PROMOTE SATANISM                             (ensorcelée)

NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR FROM MY ARMPITS                                (aisselles) 

I AM NOT A LEAN MEAN SPITTING MACHINE

THE BOYS ROOM IS NOT A WATER PARK

INDIAN BURNS ARE NOT OUR CULTURAL HERITAGE

WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN                                   (les coins) 

I WILL ONLY DO THIS ONCE A YEAR

I WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TWELVE INCH PIANIST

I AM NOT CERTIFIED TO REMOVE ASBESTOS

I DID NOT LEARN EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW IN KINDERGARTEN

I AM NOT MY LONG-LOST TWIN                                                             (jumeau perdu depuis longtemps)

I WILL NOT BE A SNICKERPUSS.                                                           (mauviette)

THE TRUTH IS NOT OUT THERE

I AM NOT LICENSED TO DO ANYTHING

I WILL NOT HIDE THE TEACHER'S PROZAC

A FIRE DRILL DOES NOT DEMAND A FIRE

BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL

NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS                                                            (sous vetements)

I WILL NOT USE ABBREV.

I AM NOT THE REINCARNATION OF SAMMY DAVIS JR.

I WILL NOT SEND LARD THROUGH THE MAIL

I WILL NOT DISSECT THINGS UNLESS INSTRUCTED

RALPH WON'T "MORPH" IF YOU SQUEEZE HIM HARD ENOUGH                              si vous le serrez assez fort

ADDING "JUST KIDDING" DOESN'T MAKE IT OKAY TO INSULT THE PRINCIPAL     juste pour rire 

"BAGMAN" IS NOT A LEGITIMATE CAREER CHOICE

CURSIVE WRITING DOES NOT MEAN WHAT I THINK IT DOES

NEXT TIME IT COULD BE ME ON THE SCAFFOLDING                                           échafaudage 

I WILL NOT HANG DONUTS ON MY PERSON

I WILL REMEMBER TO TAKE MY MEDICATION

I WILL NOT STRUT AROUND LIKE I OWN THE PLACE                                        me pavaner tout autour 

THE GOOD HUMOR MAN CAN ONLY BE PUSHED SO FAR                               poussé si loin 

NERVE GAS IS NOT A TOY

I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE                                                                  face de con

THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING

THIS IS NOT A CLUE... OR IS IT?                                                                          preuve

I will not carve gods.                                                 sculpter 
I will not spank others.                                              fesser
I will not aim for the head.                                         viser la tete
I will not barf unless I'm sick
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge.
I will not conduct my own fire drills.
Funny noises are not funny.
I will not snap bras.                                                claquerai pas les soutiens gorge
I will not fake seizures.
This punishment is not boring and pointless.       enmerdant et sans intéret 
My name is not Dr. Death.
I will not defame New Orleans.
I will not prescribe medication.
I will not bury the new kid.                                              enterrer               
I will not teach others to fly.
I will not bring sheep to class.                                        mouton
A burp is not an answer.
Teacher is not a leper.                                                    lépreux
Coffee is not for kids.
I will not eat things for money.
I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call.                            l'appel
The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee.                         perruque 
I will not call the principal "spud head".                         tête de noeud 
Goldfish don't bounce.                                                   rebondir
Mud is not one of the 4 food groups.                            la boue
No one is interested in my underpants.                        sous vetements
I will not sell miracle cures.
I do not have diplomatic immunity.
I will not charge admission to the bathroom.
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy.
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy.            gamin enmerdant 

I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause.
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man.
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle.
I am not deliciously saucy.
Organ transplants are best left to professionals.
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan".     serment 
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones.                          étape insignifiante                    
There are plenty of businesses like show business.
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun.
I will not waste chalk.                                                            dépenser des craies   
I will not skateboard in the halls.
Underwear should be worn on the inside.                            sous vetements 
I will never win an Emmy.
I will not torment the emotionally frail.                                   fragile