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ASAP                    As Soon As Possible

As Soon As You Get This   dès que tu auras ça 

ASF                        And So Forth

ASL                        Age/Sex/Location

ASO                       And So On

               Awaiting Your Reply

                              All Your Fault

                             As You Know

                              At Your Own Risk

 

 

                                              Best Regards

                                                Back To Keyboard

                                  Back To You

 

CID                                        Consider It Done

CID Crying In Disgrace

CM                                        call me

CSY Can't Stop Yawning

 

CUIAL see you in another life

 

CUL See you later

CUL8R See You Later

See Ya or Cover Your Ass.

CYAL8R See You All Later.

CYL See You Later

 

Don't Believe Everything You Read

 

Do It Yourself

Don't Know ..... Don't Know Don't Care

Don't Leave Now

Don't Lie To Me

DLYVM don't like you very much

Don't Make Me Laugh

DNPM Damn Near Pissed Myself

Don't Quit Your Day Job

Don't Read If Busy

Desperately Seeking Help

Delighted To Hear That

Do The Right Thing

Did You See That?

 Do you remember?

Do What I Mean

Don't worry be happy

Do what I mean

 

Do What I Mean, Not What I Say

 

Do What I Say Not What I Do

 

DYJHI Don't You Just Hate It

DYJHIW Don't You Just Hate It When

DYJHIWTH Don't You Just Hate It When That Happens

DYSTSOTT Did You See The Size Of That Thing

DYSWIS do you see what I see

DYT Don't You Think

DYTS Don't You Think So

<E>

E2EG ear to ear grin

ECP Excessive Cross Posting

EG Evil Grin

EG or <eg> Evil Grin

EMML E-mail Me Later

EMP Excessive Multiple Posting

EMSG Email Message

EMSG E-mail MeSsaGe

 End Of Discussion  ... of Message  ...of Question

EOT End Of Thread/Transmission

Eat Shit  And Die

A/S/L Age/Sex/Location

4YEO for your eyes only

Face-To-Face or Flesh-To-Flesh

Free to talk

FAB Features Attributes Benefits

FAFWOA For A Friend Without Access

FAQL Frequently Asked Questions List

FAWC For Anyone Who Cares

FBKS Failure Between Keyboard and Seat

FCFS First Come, First Served

FD F*** Dat

FDROTFL faling down, rolling on the floor laughing

FE Fatal Error

FF French Fry

FF&PN Fresh Fields and Pastures New

FFS For F***s Sake

FGS For Goodness' Sake

FIFO First In First Out

FIGJAM F*** I'm Good Just Ask Me

FIIK F***ed If I Know

FISH First In Still Here

FITB Fill In The Blank

FIWOBATLAAI F***ing Idiot With Out Brains And Talking Like An Addicted IRC'er

FLCH feels like coming home

FM F***ing Magic

FMM fresh my mind

FNM Forget Me Not

FO F*** Off

FOAC fall over an cry

FOAD F*** off and die

FOAF Friend Of A Friend

FOAG **** Off And Google

FOC Free Of Charge

FOMC Fell Off My Chair

FOS Freedom Of Speech or Full Of Sh**

FOTCL falling off the chair laughing

FOTKL falling on the keyboard laughing

FPS For Pete's Sake or Frames Per Second or First Person Shooter

FRE Frequently Requested Enhancement

FRED F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device

FS For Sale

FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet

FTBOMH from the bottom of my heart

FTF Face-To-Face or Flesh-To-Flesh

FTL Faster Than Light

FTTB For The Time Being

FTTT From Time To Time

FU F***ed Up or Follow-Up or Future Use

FUA Frequently Used Acronym or F***ed Up Again

FUBAR F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition

FUBAR Fouled Up Beyond All Repair

FUBB F***ed Up Beyond Belief

FUBB Fouled Up Beyond Belief.

FUD fear, uncertainty and doubt

FUD Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation

FURTB Full Up Ready To Burst

FUT Follow-Up To

FWIW For What It's Worth

FY F*** You

FYA For Your Amusement

FYATSYRIO F*** You And The Sysop You Rode In On

FYE For Your Entertainment

FYEO For Your Eyes Only

FYG For Your Guidance

FYI For your information

FYI For Your Information

FYIFV F**k You I'm Fully Vested

FYM For Your Misinformation

<G>

G Grin, or Giggle

G1 Good One

G2G Got to Go

GA Go Ahead

GAFIA Get Away From It All

GAGA go amused, go amazed

GAL Get A Life

GASP Go Away Silly Person

GBH Great Big Hug

GBH&K Great Big Hug & Kiss

GD&R Grinning Ducking & Running

GD&RF Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast

GD&WVF Grinning, Ducking, and Walking Very Fast

GDW Grin, Duck and Weave

GF Girl Friend

GFAK Go Fly A Kite

GFC Going For Coffee

GFN Gone For Now

GFR Grim File Reaper

GG Good Game (or) Gotta Go

GGN Gotta Go Now

GGP Gotta Go Piss

GH Getting Hard

GIDK Gee I Don't Know

GIGO garbage in, garbage out

GIRO Garbage In Rubbish Out

GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That

GJ Good Job

GL Good Luck

GLG Good Looking Girl or Goofy Little Grin

GLGH Good Luck and Good Hunting

GLIW got lost in web

GLYASDI God Loves You And So Do I

GM Good Morning

GMAB Give Me A Break

GMAFB Give Me A F***ing Break

GMBA giggling my butt off

GMTA Great Minds Think Alike

GN Good Night

GNBLFY Got Nothing But Love For You

GO Get Out

GOB Good'Ol Boy

GOI Get Over It

GOK God only knows

Gonna Going to

GOOH Get Out Of Here

GOOMF Get Out Of My Face

GOOML get out of my life

GOWI get on with it

GPY Grumpy

GR Get Real

GR&D Grinning, Running and Ducking

GR8 Great

GRRRR it means Growling

GSOAS Go Sit On A Snake

Gsoh Good sense of humour

GTG Got To Go

GTGB Got To Go, Bye

GTGP Got To Go Pee

GTH Go To Hell

GTSY Glad To See Ya

GTSY Great To See You

GTTB Gee That's Too Bad

GW Getting Wet

GYPO Get Your Pants Off

<H>

H Hug H&K Hug and Kiss

H&K hugs and kisses

H2SYS hope to see you soon

H4U Hot For You

H8 Hate

HAB Hot Asian Babe

HABU Have A Better 'Un

HAGN Have A Good Night

HAGO Have A Good One

HAK Hugs and kisses

HAND Have a nice day

HB happy birthday

HB Hurry Back

HB2U happy birthday to you

HBASTD Hitting Bottom And Starting To Dig

HD Hold

HF have fun

HH Holding Hands

HHIS Hanging Head In Shame.

HHO1/2K Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding

HHOJ Ha Ha Only Joking

HHOK Ha Ha Only Kidding

HHOS Ha Ha Only Serious

HHTYAY Happy Holidays To You And Yours

HIG How's it Going?

HIH Hope It Helps

HILIACACLO Help I Lapsed Into A Coma And Can't Log Off

HIOOC Help! I'm Out of Coffee

HIWTH Hate It When That Happens

HMFG Holy Mother of F***ing God

HMP Help Me Please

HMT Here's My Try

HNY Happy New Year

HOHA HOllywood HAcker

HORU How Old Are You

HOYEW Hanging On Your Every Word

HSIK how should I know

HT Hi There

HTH Hope That Helps!

HTSI Hope That Sinks In

HUA Heads Up Ace

HUA Heads Up Ass**** or Heads Up Ace

HUMM hope you miss me

HUYA Head Up Your A**

HWMBI He Who Must Be Ignored

<I>

IAC In Any Case

IAE In Any Event

IAITS It's All In The Subject

IAIYH It's All In Your Head

IANAC I Am Not A Crook

IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer (but ) (A disclaimer which is usually followed by a legal opinion)

IAW In Accordance With

IBK Idiot Behind Keyboard

IBM Inadequate But Marketable or Idiots Bought Me or I Blame Microsoft

IBN I'm Buck Naked

IBT In Between Technology

IBTD I Beg To Differ

IC I see

IC In Character

ICBW I Could Be Wrong

ICMP Internet Control Message Protocol

ID10T Idiot

IDBI I Don't Believe It

IDBY I Don't Believe You

IDC I Don't Care

IDGAD I Don't Give A Damn

IDGAF I Don't Give A F***

IDGI I Don't Get It

IDK I Don't Know

IDKY I Don't Know You

IDM It Doesn't Matter

IDMTM It Doesn't Matter To Me

IDST I Didn't Say That

IDT I Don't Think

IDTS I Don't Think So

IDTT I'll Drink To That

IE Internet Explorer

IEF It's Esther's Fault

IFAB I Found A Bug

IFF If and only If

IFU I F***ed Up

IGGNLTL I Gotta Go Now Let's Talk Later

IGGP I Gotta Go Pee

IGP I Gotta Pee

IGTP I Get The Point

IGTP I got the power

IHA I hate abbreviations

IHTG I Hate To Go

IHU I hate you

IHYUWIM I Hope You Understand What I Mean

IIABDFI If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It.

IIIO Intel Inside, Idiot Outside

IIMAD If It Makes An(y) Difference

IINM If I'm Not Mistaken

IIR If I Recall

IIRC If I Remember Correctly

IITRT it is the right time

IITYWIMIWHTKY If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have To Kill You

IITYWIMWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink?

IITYWTMWYKM If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me?

IIWM If It Were Me

IJWTK I Just Want To Know

IJWTS I Just Want To Say

IKU I kill you

IKWUM I Know What You Mean

IKYABWAI I Know You Are But What Am I?

ILIC I Laughed I Cried

ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard

ILSHIBAMF I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture

ILU I Love You

ILY I Love You

IMA I Might Add

IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion

IMBO In My Bloody Opinion

IMBW I May Be Wrong

IMCAO In My Completely Arrogant Opinion

IMCO In My Considered Opinion

IME In My Experience

IMHBCO In My Humble But Correct Opinion

IMHO In My Humble Opinion

IMNSCO In My Not So Considered Opinion

IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion

IMO In My Opinion

IMOBIHO In My Occasionally But Infrequently Humble Opinion

IMOBO In My Own Biased Opinion

IMOHO In My Occasionally Humble Opinion

IMPE In My Personal/Previous Experience

IMPOV In My Point Of View

IMS I Am Sorry

IMVHO In My Very Humble Opinion

INL I'm Not Laughing

INMP It's Not My Problem

INPO In No Particular Order

IOH I'm Outta Here

IOU I owe you

IOW In Other Words

IOWTBT I Only Want To Be Told

IRL In Real Life

IRMFI I Reply Merely For Information

IRSTBO It Really Sucks The Big One

ISBAB I Should have Bought A Book

ISDN It Still Does Nothing

ISIRTA I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again

ISS I Said So

ISS I'm So Sure

ISSYGTI I'm So Sure You Get The Idea!

ISTM It Seems To Me

ISTR I Seem To Remember/Recall

ISWYM I See What You Mean

ITA I Totally Agree

ITD In The Dark

ITFA In The Final Analysis

ITM In The Money

ITRO In The Region Of

ITRW In The Real World

ITSFWI If The Shoe Fits Wear It

ITWSBT I Think We Should Be Told

ITYM I Think You Mean

IWALU I Will Always Love You

IWBIWISI I Will Believe It When I See It

IWBN It Would Be Nice

IWBNI It Would Be Nice If

IWBS I Was Being Stupid

IYD In Your Dreams

IYDM If You Don't Mind

IYFEG Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group

IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean

IYL If You Like

IYSS If You Say So

IYSWIM If You See What I Mean

<J>

J/C Just Checking

J/K or JK Just kidding

J/W Just Wondering

J2LYK just to let you know

J4F Just For Fun

J4G Just For Grins

J4I just for information

J4SAG Just For Sh** And Grins

J6P Joe 6-Pack

JAD just another day

JAFO Just Another F***ing Onlooker

JAM Just A Minute

JAS Just A Second

JASE Just Another System Error

JC Just Chilling

JFG Just For Grins

JFI Just For Information

JIC Just In Case

JK Just Kidding

JMO Just My Opinion

JOOTT Just One Of Those Things

JSNM Just Stark Naked Magic

JTLYK Just To Let You Know

JTYWTK Just Thought You Wanted To Know

JWK Just Wondering

<K>

K Kiss or Okay

K Okay

KB Kiss Back

KBD Keyboard

KC keep cool

KFY Kiss For You

KHYF Know How You Feel

KIBO Knowledge In, Bulls*** Out

KIQ Keep It Quiet

KISS Keep It Simple Stupid

KIT Keep In Touch

KITB Kick In The Butt

KMA Kiss My A**

KMG Kiss My Grits

KMIA Kiss My Italian A**

KMRIA Kiss My Royal Irish A***

KMS killing me softly

KMYF Kiss Me You Fool

KOC Kiss On Cheek

KOL Kiss On Lips

KOTC Kiss On The Cheek

KOTL kiss on the lips

KUTGSAWYAD Keep Up The Good Spirit And Whatever You Are Doing

KWIM Know What I Mean?

KYFC Keep Your Fingers Crossed

KYPO Keep Your Pants On

<L>

L Laugh

L8 Late

L8r Later

L8R G8R Later 'Gater

L8R Later

LABATYD or LAB&TYD Life's A Bitch And Then You Die

LABTYD Life's A Bitch Then You Die

LAGNAF Let's All Get Naked And F***

LAQ Lame A** Quote

LART Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool

LAY Looking At You

LD Long Distance

LDD La Dee Da

LDTTWA Let's Do The Time Warp Again

LG lovely greetings

LHM Lord Help Me

LHO Laughing Head Off

LHU Lord Help Us

LIFO Last In First Out

LIS Lost In Space

LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

LJBF Let's Just Be Friends

LL&P Live long and in prosper!

LLAL Laughing Like A Lunatic

LLAP Live Long And Prosper

LLTA Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause

LMA Leave Me Alone

LMAO Laughing My A** Off

LMC Let Me See

LMHO Laughing My Head Off

LMK Let Me Know

LMS Let Me See

LMWIS Lick Me Where I Sweat

LOA Love On Arrival

LOIS Laughing On The Inside

LOL Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)

LOL lots of laughing/lots of love

LOLA Laughing Out Loud Again

LOLOL Laughing Out Loud On Line or Lots Of Laughing Out Loud

LOML Light Of My Life

LOOL Laughing Out Outrageously Loud

LOPSOD Long On Promises, Short On Delivery

LOQ Laughing Out Quietly

LRF Little Rubber Feet

LSHMBA Laughing So Hard My Belly Aches

LSHMBH Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts

LSHMBIB Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing

LSHMCIS Laughing So Hard My Computer Is Shaking

LTHTT Laughing Too Hard To Type

LTIC Laughing 'Til I Cry

LTIP Laughing Till I Puke

LTM Laughing To Myself

LTNS Long Time No See

LTNT Long Time No Type

LTNT Long Time, No Type

LTR Later

LTS Laughing To Self

LU4E&A Love You For Ever And Always

LUB Laughing Under Breath

LUTA let us talking again

Luv Love

LUWAMH Love You With All My Heart.

LWR Launch When Ready

LY Love You

LYL Love Ya Lots

LYLAB Love You Like A Brother

LYLAS Love You Like A Sister

LYLY Love You and Leave You

LYWAMH love you wih all my heart

 

<M>

M8 Mate

M8s Mates

MAC Most Applications Crash

MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs

MC Merry Christmas

MCAAHNY Merry Christmas and a happy new year

MCIBTY my computer is better than yours

MEG Mega Evil Grin

MEGO My Eyes Glaze Over

MFD Multi-Function Device

MfG Mit freundlichen Gruessen

MFTL My Favourite Toy Language

MG many greetings

Mgmt Management

MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You

MHOTY My Hat's Off To You

MIASGB Make It A Short GoodBye

MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

MIL Mother In Law

MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

MLA Multiple Letter Acronym

MM mail me

MM Market Maker

MMF Make Money Fast

Mob Mobile

MOF Male Or Female?

MOF Matter Of Fact

MOO Mud, Object-Oriented

MorF Male or Female?

MOSS Member Of Same Sex

MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex

MOTD Message of the day

MOTO Master Of The Obvious

MOTOS Member Of The Opposite Sex

MOTOS Member Of The Other Sex

MOTSS Member Of The Same Sex

MP My Pleasure

MPTY More Power To You

MRA Moving Right Along

MSG Message

MTBF Mean Time Between Failure

MTF more to follow

MTFBWY May The Force Be With You

MTG Meeting

MTH Month

MU miss you

MUG Multi User Game

MUSH Multi User Shared Hallucination

MWBRL More Will Be Revealed Later

MYOB Mind Your Own Business

<N>

N And

N case In case

N/a Not applicable

N/A Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated

N/T No Text

N1 Nice One

N2S Needless 2 Say

N4E never forever

NA no access

NAFAIK Not As Far As I Know

NAK Nursing At Keyboard

NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That

NAVY Never Again Voluneer Yourself.

NAZ Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)

NB Nota Bene

NBD No Big Deal

NBIF No Basis In Fact

NC No Comment

NCG New College Graduate

Ne Any

NE1 Anyone

NE14KFC? Anyone for KFC?

NEM Nothing Else Matters

NES never ending story

NFI No F***ing Idea

NFW No F***ing Way

NFW No Friggin' Way!

NFWM No F***ing Way Man

NG New Game

NHOH Never Heard Of Him/Her

NHTOB Never Heard That One Before

NIFOC Nude In Front Of The Computer

NIH Not Invented Here

NIM No Internal Message

NIMBY Not In My Back Yard

NIME Not In My Experience

NIMQ Not In My Queue

NINO Nothing In, Nothing Out or No Input, No Output

NITL Not In This Lifetime

NITS Nervous In The Service

NK New Kid

NM Never Mind

NMJ Not My Job

NMN No Middle Name

NMP Not My Problem

NN nothing new

No1 No one

NONYA None Ya Business

NOYB None Of Your Business

NP No Problem

NPNG No Pain No Gain

NQA No Questions Asked

NQOCD Not Quite Our Class Dear

NQWI Not Quite With It

NRG Energy

NRN No Reply Necessary

NRN No Response Necessary

NSN never say never

NSS No Sh** Sherlock

NT no trust

NTDW Nothing To Do With

NTDWI Nothing To Do With It

NTIM Not That It Matters

NTIMM Not That It Matters Much

NTK Need To Know

NTTAWWT Not That There's Anything Wrong With That

NTTFLS Not Till The Fat Lady Sings

NTW Not To Worry

NTYMI Now That You Mention It

NU need you

Nvm Nevermind

NW Next Week or No Way

NWO no way out

NYCFS New York City Finger Salute

NYCTMI Now You Come To Mention It

<O>

O Over (indicates the end of a communication)

O4U only for you

OAO Over And Out

OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject

OAUS On An Unrelated Subject

OB Obligatory

OBO Or Best Offer

OBTW Oh By The Way

OEM Original Equipment Manufacturer

OIC Oh I see

OJ Only Joking or Orange Juice

OL Ol' Lady (wife)

OM Ol' Man (husband)

OMDB Over My Dead Body

OMG Oh My God

OMG Oh My Gosh

OMIK Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard

OMKC On My Knees Crying

OMKP On My Knees Praying

ONNA Oh No, Not Again

ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again

OO Over and Out (end of communication)

OOC Out Of Character

OOI Out Of Interest

OOP Out Of Production

OOS Out Of Sight

OOSOOM Out Of Sight Out Of Mind

OOT Out Of Town

OOTB Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue

OOTC Obligatory On Topic Comment

OP Original Poster

ORN Oh Really now

OS Operating System

OS/2 Obsolete Soon Too

OSOM Out of Sight Out of Mind

OST On Second Thoughts

OT Off Topic

OTF On the Floor (laughing)

OTFL On the Floor Laughing

OTL Out To Lunch

OTOH On The Other Hand

OTOOH On The Other Other Hand

OTT Over The Top

OTTH On The Third Hand

OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head

OTW On The Way or On The Whole

OUSU Oh You Shut Up

OWTTE Or Words To That Effect

OZ Australia

<P>

PABG Pack A Big Gun

PABG Packing a Big Gun

PANS Pretty Awesome New Stuff

PAW Parents Are Watching

PC private chat

PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

PCYLIHOONL Please Cross Your Legs I Have Only One Nail Left

PD Public Domain

PDA Public Display of Affection

PDE Puppy Dog Eyed

PDOMA Pulled Directly Out Of My A**

PDQ Pretty Damn(ed) Quick(ly)

PDS Please Don't Shoot

PDS Please Don't Shout. (typing all in capital letters is rude)

PDS Please, don't shoot!

PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard

PEBKAC Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair

PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

PEST Please Excuse Slow Typing

PG Pretty Good

PIMP Peeing In My Pants

PITA Pain In The Ass

PLMK Please Let Me Know

PLOKTA Press Lots Of Keys To Abort

Pls Please

PLS Please

PLUR Peace Love Unity Respect

PM Personal Message

PM private message

PMBI Pardon My Butting In

PMF Pardon My French or Pure Freaking Magic.

PMFBI Pardon Me For Butting In

PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In

PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth

PMJI Pardon My Jumping In

PML Pissing Myself Laughing

PMP peed my pants

 

PO Piss Off

POAHF Put On A Happy Face

POETS Piss On Everything Tomorrow's Saturday

PONA Person Of No Account

POOF left the chatroom in a puff of smoke

POS Parent Over Shoulder

POS Piece of S**t

POS Piece Of Sh** or Point Of Sale

POSSLQ Person Of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters

POTC Peck On The Cheek

POTUS President of the United States

POV Point of View

 

PPP Petty Pet Peeve

 

Pit Stop

 

 

R Are   R U THERE? Are you there?

R&D Research & Development    R&R Rest & Relaxation

Rules As Written

Read Between The Lines

Request For Discussion   Request For Information

read, love and die

RLCO Real Life Conference

RLF Real Life Friend

RMA Return Merchandise Authorization

RMLB Read My Lips Baby

RMMM Read My Mail Man!

RN Right Now!

ROFL Rolling On the Floor Laughing

ROFLAS Rolling On Floor Laughing And Screaming

ROFLMAO Roll On Floor Laughing My A** Off

ROI Return on Investment

ROTF Rolling On The Floor

ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing

ROTFLABAOTP Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Barfing All Over The Place

ROTFLGO Rolling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out

ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off

ROTFLMAOAPMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off And Peeing My Pants

ROTFLMAOTID Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off Till I Die

ROTFLMHO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Head Off

ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud

ROTFLOLAPMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud And Peeing My Pants

ROTFLTIC Rolling On The Floor Laughing Till I Cry

ROTFLUTS Rolling On The Floor Laughing Unable to Speak

ROTFUTS rolling on the floor unable to speak

ROTFWTIME rolling on the floor with tears in my eyes

ROTM Right On The Money

RPG Really Pathetic Gamer or Rocket Propelled Grenade or Role Playing Game

RRQ Return Receipt Request

RSN Real Soon Now

RSVP Répondez S'il Vous Plait - please reply

RTBM Read The Bloody Manual

RTBS Reason To Be Single

RTD Read The Documentation

RTFAQ Read The Frequently Asked Questions

RTFF Read The F***ing FAQ

RTFF Read The Freaking FAQ

RTFFAQ Read The F***ing FAQ

RTFM read the ****ing manual

RTFS Read The F***ing Source

RTK Return To Keyboard

RTM or RTFM Read The Manual - or - Read The F**king Manual

RTM Read The Manual

RTSM Read The Silly Manual

RTSM Read The Stupid Manual

RTWFQ Read The Whole Friggin' Question

RU Are You?

RUMOF Are You Male Or Female?

RUOK Are you okay?

RWT Repeat Whole Thing

RYFM Read Your F***ing Manual

RYFM Read Your Friendly Manual

RYO Roll Your Own

RYS Read Your Screen

<S>

S Sigh or Smile

S Smile

S&N Smile And Nod

S2R Send To Receive

S4L Spam For Life

SAPFU Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups

SASB Sobbing And Sniffing Bitterly

SB Smiles Back

SBTA Sorry, Being Thick Again

SC stay cool

SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist

SCSI System Can't See It

SEC Wait a second

SED Said Enough Darling

SETE Smiling Ear To Ear

SF Science Fiction or Speculative Fantasy or Surfer Friendly

SF Surfer Friendly

SFAIAA So Far As I Am Aware

SFE2E smiling from ear to ear

SFLA Stupid Four Letter Acronym

SFSG So Far So Good

SH Sh** Happens

SHID Slaps Head In Disgust

SHTSI Somebody Had To Say It

SICS Sitting In Chair Snickering

SIIC See If I Care

SIL Sister In Law

SIMCA Sitting In My Chair Amused

SITCOMs Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage

SITD Still In The Dark

SLIRK Smart Little Rich Kid

SLM See Last Mail

SLV C'est La Vie

SMAO Showing My A** Off

SME Subject Matter Expert

SMO Serious Mode On

SMOFF Serious Mode Off

SMOP Small Matter of Programming

SNAFU Situation Normal, All F***ed Up

SNAFU Situation Normal: All Fouled Up

SNAG Sensitive New Age Guy

SNERT snot-nosedegotistical rude teenager

SNERT Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager

SNR Signal-to-Noise Ratio

SNU sender needs you

SO Significant Other

SOB Son Of a B*tch

SOB Stressed Out Bigtime

SOI Stunk On Ice

SOL Sh** Out of Luck

SOL sooner or later

SOP Standard Operating Procedure or Stay Off the Pipe

SorG Straight or Gay?

SOS Same Old Story or Some One Special or Help

SOS Same Old Stuff or Help!

SOT short of time

SOTMG short of time must go

SOVS Some One Very Special

SOW Speaking Of Which

SP (sorry for bad) Spelling

SS So Sleepy or Smiling Sweetly

SSB Smiling Sweetly Back

SSDD Same Sh** Different Day

SSEWBA Someday Soon Everything Will Be Acronyms

ST So There

STFU Shut The F*** Up

STM Spank The Monkey

STYS Speak To You Soon

SUFID Screwing Up Face In Disgust.

SUL Snooze You Loose

Sum1 Someone

SUYF Shut Up You Fool

SWAG Scientific Wild Ass Guess

SWAK Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss

SWALK Sealed With A Loving Kiss

SWDYT So What Do You Think?

SWIM See What I Mean?

SWL Screaming With Laughter

SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed

SYDWBY See Ya Don't Wanna Be Ya

SYITFP See You In The Funny Pages

SYL See You Later

SYS See You Soon

SYT See You Tonight

<T>

2 To, Too, Two

2B or not 2B To Be Or Not To Be

2D to delete

2G4Y too good for you

2MI Too much information.

2morrow Tomorrow

2nite Tonight

2U2 To You Too

T2YL talk to you later

Thanks Again

TAC times are changing

That's All, Folks!  c'est tout les mecs ...    That's All For Now

 

TAH Take A Hike

TAKS That's a knee slapper

TAM Tenner A Month

TANJ There Ain't No Justice

TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

TANSTAASQ There Ain't No Such Thing As A Stupid Question

TARFU Things Are Really Fouled Up

TBD To Be Decided

TBDL To Be Discussed Later

TBDML To Be Discussed Much Later

TBNT Thanks But No Thanks

TBYB Try Before You Buy

TCB Trouble Came Back

TCO Total Cost of Ownership

TDM Too Damn Many

TDM Too Darn Many

TDTM Talk Dirty To Me

Tel Telephone

TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It

TFDS That's For Damn Sure

TFH Thread From Hell

TFN Thanks For Nothing

TFS Three Finger Salute (Ctl-Alt-Del).

TFTHAOT Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time

TFTT Thanks For The Thought

TFTT Thanks For The Tip

Think Globally, Act Locally

TGFTCL Thank God For The Chat Line

TGIF Thank God It's Friday

THX or TX or THKS Thanks

Thanks In Advance

TIAIL Think I Am In Love

TIATLG Truly I Am The Living God

TIC Tongue In Cheek

TILII tell it like it is

TIME tears in my eyes

 That Is Not What I Said

The List Goes On

TLTB Thank you Linesmen Thank you Ballboys

Trust Me

TMI Too Much Information

TMS touch my soul

TMSHTF Too Much Sh** Hit The Fan

TMTLTBMG There's More To Love Than Boy Meets Girl

TMTOWTDI There's More Than One Way To Do It

TNSTAAFL There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

Till Next Time

Too Numerous To Count

Trying Not To Laugh

Thinking Of You

TP turn pale

TPC The Phone Company

TPTB The Powers That Be

Tq Thank you

TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks

TS Totally Stinks

TSOHF Total Sense Of Humour Failure

TSR Totally Stuck in RAM

TSR Totally Stupid Rules.

TT Take That

TT Till tomorrow

TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge

TTFN Ta-Ta for now

TTKSF Trying To Keep a Straight Face

TTLFN That's The Lot For Now

TTT That's The Ticket -or- To The Top

TTTH Talk To The Hand

TTTT To Tell The Truth

TTUL Talk To You Later

TTYAWFN Talk To You A While From Now.

TTYL Talk To You Later

TTYRS Talk To You Real Soon

TTYS Talk To You Soon

TTYT Talk To You Tomorrow

TUVM thank you very much

TVM Thanks Very Much

TWHAB This Won't Hurt A Bit

TWIWI That Was Interesting Wasn't It

 

TYCLO Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off (Stop Shouting)

TYP Thank You Partner

TYVM Thank You Very Much

<U>

U You U/L Upload

             Very Well Done

VWG Very Wicked Grin

VWS Very Wicked Smile

<W>

W Whatever or Wink

 

W4U waiting for you

WAB What A Bummer

 Without A Doubt

WAEF When All Else Fails

WAG Wild Ass Guess

WAG Wild Assed Guess

Welcome Back

WBASAP Write Back As Soon As Possible

WBMBF Wanna Be My Boy Friend

WBMGF Wanna Be My Girl Friend

WBS Write Back Soon

WCA Who Cares Anyway

WD Well Done

WDALYIC Who died and left you in charge?

WDOI Wouldn't Dream Of It

WDYC Who Do I Call?

WDYLL What Do You Look Like?

WDYM                                 What Do You Mean?

WDYS                                   What Did You Say?

WDYT                                   What Do You Think?

WE Whatever

WEG Wicked Evil Grin

WRU                                     Who Are You?

WTB                                      Want To Buy

WYP                                      What's Your Problem?

WYRN                                  What's Your Real Name?

WYS Whatever You Say

WYSIWYD What You See Is What You Deserve

WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get

WYSLPG What You See Looks Pretty Good

WYT Whatever You Think

WYTTIWTK What You Tell Them Is What They Know

<X>

X! Typical woman

Xlnt Excellent

XOXOXO Kisses and hugs

XYL Ex Young Lady

<Y>

Y Why

Y! Typical man

Y! typically male

YA yaya Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)

YA Yet Another

YABA Yet Another Bloody Acronym

YACC Yet Another Calendar Company

YAFIYGI you ask for it, you got it

YAOTM Yet Another Off-Topic Message

YAUN Yet Another Unix Nerd

YBL You'll be sorry!

You Belong To Me Forever My Love

YBYSA You Bet Your Sweet A**

YD Yesterday or You're Dead

YDKM You Don't Know Me

YG Young Gentleman

YGBK You Gotta Be Kiddin'

YGLT You're Gonna Love This

YGTBK                  You've Got To Be Kidding

YGTI                       You Get The Idea?

YGWYPF                  You Get What You Pay For

YGWYPF                   You Get What You Pay For

YHBM                         You Have Bin Mail

YHM                       You Have Mail

YIU                         Yes, I Understand

YIWGP                   Yes, I Will Go Private

YKWIM                  You know what I mean

YKYARW                  You Know You're A Redneck When

YKYBOTLW              You Know You've Been Online Too Long When...

 

YMMD                      You Made My Day

YNK                           You Never Know

YOYO                        You're On Your Own

YR                              Yeah Right

YSYD                          Yeah, Sure You Do

YTTT                            You Telling The Truth?

YW                               You're Welcome